Bigger Balls: Cousins or Keenum

It’s well-documented that Case Keenum has big balls. Mike Zimmer spilled the beans in the post-game press conference last November after the Cardinals game. And he did last year, I mean the guy was on a $2 million contract and played out of his mind. You could even say those balls got him that $36 million contract in Denver.

Yet after yesterday you have to ask, does Kirk Cousins need a wheel-barrow for his balls? I mean this guy just received the first ever fully-guaranteed contract good for $84 million smackaroos, and we paid him all that to go into Lambeau Field and go toe-to-toe with Erin Rodgers. I mean in week 2, that’s a lot of pressure. And what happened then, well in Minneapolis they say, his regular-sized balls grew three sizes that day.

I mean did you see that touchdown throw to Thielen!? The window he threaded that needle through would make Christian Ponder literally poop his pants. Hell, even Keenum wouldn’t try that one (he tends to lob his throws). We were down 20-7 in the 4th quarter and he willed us into position to win, something that quite honestly doesn’t happen much for the Vikings.

Four things I look for in a quarterback are leadership, intelligence, talent and testicular fortitude. Kirk Cousins may be corny and smile kind of weird, but for him trot onto the field with all the pressure in the world squarely on his shoulders and deliver like he did… that takes a set of balls that may require a custom nut-cup.

Joey Lash

11 Takeaways from Sundays Tie - Packers vs Vikings

1. Packer fans definitely still sleep with their cousins

2. Lambeau is a steaming pile of crap

3. Officiating was brutal for both teams

4. Daniel Carlson will be memed about a 1,000 times in the next 24 hours

5. Stefon Diggs and Adam Thielen are probably the best duo since Turner and Hooch

6. Aaron Rodgers is still really good

7. Vikings defense looked very slow to start the game

8. Vikings gave the Packers 16 points for free (Punt block for TD, 3 missed field goals)

9. LaQuon Treadwell should be right behind Daniel Carlson on his way out the league

10. Kirk Cousins is worth the money

11. Vikings should of never had a chance to come back and tie that game, that’s how good they are

Jimmy Garoppolo overrated or Vikings Defensive BLOODBATH

After the blood stains were removed from the turf from US Bank Stadium, I thought it was crystal clear the Vikings Defense had made a statement with that bloodbath. Unfortunately it was not, all the talking heads: Screaming A Smith, Colin Coward and pretty much everyone else in the mothership(ESPN), wanted to talk about how overrated Jimmy G was and not that the Vikings D is elite! Either way, F the talking heads, I would much rather have everyone doubt the Vikings. Now you know folks, I had to bring you the truth! Just had to spread the real news and not the FAKE NEWS. On to Green Bay for bloodbath number 2! SKOL

PS - Is ESPN the new fake news??? Move over CNN, there is a new sheriff in town!

- PP Huncho