8 Guarantees for Thursday Night Football

1. There will be more Vikings fans than Rams

2. There will be a SKOL chant at the stadium

3. Dan Bailey will score his first field goal as a Viking along with the game winning field goal.  

4. Rams defense will get 3 sacks

5. Todd Gurley will be held under 70 yards rushing

6. Troy Aikman and Joe Buck will sound like idiots

7. Daniele Hunter will finish with two sacks

8. Adam Thielen and Stefon Diggs will combine for over 250 yards receiving  

Score prediction: 27-30 Vikings. SKOL

11 Takeaways from Sundays Tie - Packers vs Vikings

1. Packer fans definitely still sleep with their cousins

2. Lambeau is a steaming pile of crap

3. Officiating was brutal for both teams

4. Daniel Carlson will be memed about a 1,000 times in the next 24 hours

5. Stefon Diggs and Adam Thielen are probably the best duo since Turner and Hooch

6. Aaron Rodgers is still really good

7. Vikings defense looked very slow to start the game

8. Vikings gave the Packers 16 points for free (Punt block for TD, 3 missed field goals)

9. LaQuon Treadwell should be right behind Daniel Carlson on his way out the league

10. Kirk Cousins is worth the money

11. Vikings should of never had a chance to come back and tie that game, that’s how good they are