If You Missed Kanye West's Sunday Service, Here Is How I Can Sum It Up For You

Kanye West’s Sunday Service at Coachelle was a spectacle but was it worth all the hype? No. Don’t waste your time looking it up. Kanye didn’t sing one word. Don’t get me wrong, it was neat to see the choir cover all of Kanye’s songs, but not what I wanted. If I can sum it up and describe it, it was a choir that only sang his choruses and hooks to Kanye’s songs.. I was patiently waiting for Yeezus to jump on after the choir was done singing but that just never happened… I am fan of Kanye, not a fan of this no name choir. Ye on the keys was probably the best thing that happened but just wasn’t enough.

Not my Coachella! Not my Kanye! If anyone finds the old Kanye, dig him up! That was trash. I guess the only plus side was that it was great to see Cosmo Kramer is still getting work!

Had high hopes for the Sunday Service! Unfortunately it was just a big fat L.

-PP

Spreads And Money Lines For NFLs Week 11 Look Delicious 🤤

This coming week I love a lot of games. I am just gonna get these out in the internet ASAP. Leave your feedback on what you think, otherwise I convinced this may be the softest week yet. Lets go.

Bears will cover the -4 against the Lions. Lions line sucks, that Bears D line might beat the ten sacks the Vikings put on the Lions. Also the Lions defense is pretty bad, the Bears misdirection will eat them up. Take the Bears. Just a no brainer to me. 

Colts to cover the -10 vs The Dolphins. Andrew Luck might be on a better heater than me. He’s a touchdown machine and looking like the Andrew Luck from before. I NEED to see Luck vs one of these elites offenses. Im convicted he is back. Oh yea, Dolphins are very bad and even worse on the road.

Redskins +7.5 vs the Cowboys. Cowboys are very inconsistent and the Redskins would be the favorite if Alex Smith didn’t get hurt. Colt McCoy played very well and Jay Gruden loves him. Way too big of a spread for a divisional game.  Redskins have the better team top to bottom. Take the Skinnies to cover.

Last two spreads that I think will hit, Saints -13 against Falcons and Patriots -9.5 vs Jets. Not going into detail but I’m feeling blowouts again.

Moneylines.  

Browns over the Bengals. Browns better team from top to bottom. Bengals defense is one of the worst in the league.  

Seahawks over the Panthers. Panthers lost to the Lions. Enough said. Sorry Lions fans. 

Last one, Broncos over the Steelers. Steelers looked bad vs the Jags. Broncos beat the Chargers last week in LA. Case Keenum looking good these days. Steelers are due for  a loss/flop.

Parlay all these bitches, I know I did. I feel very comfortable about this week. Last week was one that just didn’t have the best looking spreads. I am looking around on this week and I see lay ups!

Whistlin Willy

Coolin Right Into Your Bookies Brain. May The Lord Have Mercy On His Soul.

Floyd Peppers leading us into Week 11

Hello, hello, hello. How are you. GOOD. Let’s dive in head first. I am on an absolute HEATER right now. I should be charging you people for these picks! Posting numbers that the Wise Guys have nightmares about. All of my picks hit last week except for the Pats vs Titans, I knew that was going to happen, were winner but onto Week 11.

So a little reminder on how I do things, I am trying get the most out of your bookie. So I will parlay obvious picks with my top picks. For instance, this weeks best value pick is Vikings moneyline over the Bears. I will parlay that pick with the Saints moneyline because they easily beat the Eagles at home. That increases the pay out by 40% and I am clearly trying to kill your bookie and as should you. Always look for the extra edge you can get.

Anyways, onto Week 11 picks.

Vikings moneyline at the Bears. Bears schedule has been laughable. I love that Vegas, along with every talking head except for my man Colin Cowturd, bought into the hype of the Chicago Bears. Theyve played trash ass teams while the Vikings are battle tested with their schedule. Somethings everyone should be talking about, Everson Griffin is back. Weatherly(young D end) is a beast that we didn’t know of till Everson since left the team. Daniele Hunter is going to make a statement game, as if last weeks 3 sacks, fumble recovery, and touch down wasn’t good enough lol. Vikings are the better team top to bottom, they will be winning the one on one battles all night. It will be a dog fight because it is a Divisional game but I like the Vikings to win by 3.

The Lions(+4.5) to cover against the Panthers. The Panthers are trash on road, I am even betting on the moneyline with this one as well(+170). Cam Newton is officially entering into Scam Newton Mode, trying to steal everyone’s money! Both teams are frauds but the home team wins this game. Lions by 6.

The 2nd best team in the AFC, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Steelers are ready to roll. REVENGE FUCK GAME OF THE WEEK. Steelers are ready to PUNK the shit out of the Jaguars this weekend. After getting knocked out by the Jags in the AFC Semis last year, this game has been circled for a while. Praying for Jalen Ramsey. Steelers roll on that shell of a team the Jacksonville Jaguars. I know Leonard Fournette is back, but it aint gonna help em. Bet the Steelers to cover the -6.

My last in-depth pick of the week, Saints to cover the -9 against the Eagles. Sorry Philly Trash, but your team is going to get walloped by the best team in the NFL(right now). I don’t see the Eagles having any chance trying to keep up with the Saints. They score too quick and are just too much on offense. Serves that piece of shit city right though. Fuck the Eagles. lol

Parley those 4 picks and you get paid out roughly 20 to 1. Not toooo shabby.

My other picks to help if you are on the fence…

Broncos cover the +7 against the Chargers. Too big of a number for a divisional game. Raiders should cover the +6 against the Cardinals… how does that number even happen lol. Definitely the toilet bowl game of the week. I would stay away from the Chiefs vs Rams game, but if you are betting it, I am saying take the Chiefs to cover the +3.5… I can see them even winning the game but that game will be whoever has the ball at the end will win.

Overs- Dallas vs Falcons 48. Vikings n Bears 45.5. Titans vs Colts 48(Luck is a touchdown machine). Steelers n Jags 47.5…. a very nice over parlay!! Pays extremely well too!

Sincerely,

PP aka Whistlin Willey aka the Don Cheese aka Mr Give Yo Girl HPV

PS- where the fuck you at Dennis ya friggin CUCK