Coolin Right Into Your Bookies Brain. May The Lord Have Mercy On His Soul.

Floyd Peppers leading us into Week 11

Hello, hello, hello. How are you. GOOD. Let’s dive in head first. I am on an absolute HEATER right now. I should be charging you people for these picks! Posting numbers that the Wise Guys have nightmares about. All of my picks hit last week except for the Pats vs Titans, I knew that was going to happen, were winner but onto Week 11.

So a little reminder on how I do things, I am trying get the most out of your bookie. So I will parlay obvious picks with my top picks. For instance, this weeks best value pick is Vikings moneyline over the Bears. I will parlay that pick with the Saints moneyline because they easily beat the Eagles at home. That increases the pay out by 40% and I am clearly trying to kill your bookie and as should you. Always look for the extra edge you can get.

Anyways, onto Week 11 picks.

Vikings moneyline at the Bears. Bears schedule has been laughable. I love that Vegas, along with every talking head except for my man Colin Cowturd, bought into the hype of the Chicago Bears. Theyve played trash ass teams while the Vikings are battle tested with their schedule. Somethings everyone should be talking about, Everson Griffin is back. Weatherly(young D end) is a beast that we didn’t know of till Everson since left the team. Daniele Hunter is going to make a statement game, as if last weeks 3 sacks, fumble recovery, and touch down wasn’t good enough lol. Vikings are the better team top to bottom, they will be winning the one on one battles all night. It will be a dog fight because it is a Divisional game but I like the Vikings to win by 3.

The Lions(+4.5) to cover against the Panthers. The Panthers are trash on road, I am even betting on the moneyline with this one as well(+170). Cam Newton is officially entering into Scam Newton Mode, trying to steal everyone’s money! Both teams are frauds but the home team wins this game. Lions by 6.

The 2nd best team in the AFC, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Steelers are ready to roll. REVENGE FUCK GAME OF THE WEEK. Steelers are ready to PUNK the shit out of the Jaguars this weekend. After getting knocked out by the Jags in the AFC Semis last year, this game has been circled for a while. Praying for Jalen Ramsey. Steelers roll on that shell of a team the Jacksonville Jaguars. I know Leonard Fournette is back, but it aint gonna help em. Bet the Steelers to cover the -6.

My last in-depth pick of the week, Saints to cover the -9 against the Eagles. Sorry Philly Trash, but your team is going to get walloped by the best team in the NFL(right now). I don’t see the Eagles having any chance trying to keep up with the Saints. They score too quick and are just too much on offense. Serves that piece of shit city right though. Fuck the Eagles. lol

Parley those 4 picks and you get paid out roughly 20 to 1. Not toooo shabby.

My other picks to help if you are on the fence…

Broncos cover the +7 against the Chargers. Too big of a number for a divisional game. Raiders should cover the +6 against the Cardinals… how does that number even happen lol. Definitely the toilet bowl game of the week. I would stay away from the Chiefs vs Rams game, but if you are betting it, I am saying take the Chiefs to cover the +3.5… I can see them even winning the game but that game will be whoever has the ball at the end will win.

Overs- Dallas vs Falcons 48. Vikings n Bears 45.5. Titans vs Colts 48(Luck is a touchdown machine). Steelers n Jags 47.5…. a very nice over parlay!! Pays extremely well too!

Sincerely,

PP aka Whistlin Willey aka the Don Cheese aka Mr Give Yo Girl HPV

PS- where the fuck you at Dennis ya friggin CUCK