St. Cloud, The Florida of The Midwest: "St. Cloud Man"

By Gramps

The interwebs are chalked full of all the stories about the awesomely outrageous acts from what the "Florida Man" does when he is in his element. "Florida Man" never disappoints the human race, the only people that "Florida Man" disappoints are his mom and dad. A little well kept secret of The Midwest is our version, "St. Cloud Man". 

This weeks "St. Cloud Man" winner and undefeated champ,  would fit in perfectly down in Americas biggest retirement home, after slicing his neighbors finger tips off with a machete. 67-year-old Clarence Junior Hilliard, Jr. (Yep, this guy has two Juniors in his name, which definitely got him a couple extra "St. Cloud Man" credit bonus points.) Hilliard's neighbor was doing guy a solid and brought some smokes over for Hilliard. When neighbor knocked on the door he was told to go away. Being a true brotato he kept knocking, trying to drop off the flavor sticks for the guy.

Finally Hilliard opens the door in true "St. Cloud Man" fashion and slices the guys finger tips off with a machete. The officials were alerted and charged Hilliard with two felonies. 

Lessons Learned:

1. "St. Cloud Man" is a nut job.

2. Not everyone loves thy neighbor.

3. Not only could second hand smoke kill you, it could also chop your fingers off.

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